As performed by the Goblin All-Stars!

In my first game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
A halfling thrown by a tree.

In my second game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my third game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my fourth game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my fifth game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my sixth game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Six rerolls wasted,
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my seventh game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Seven dwarves a-caging,
Six rerolls wasted,
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my eighth game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Eight goblins fouling,
Seven dwarves a-caging,
Six rerolls wasted,
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my ninth game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Nine elves a-leaping,
Eight goblins fouling,
Seven dwarves a-caging,
Six rerolls wasted,
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my tenth game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Ten thralls-a-bleeding,
Nine elves a-leaping,
Eight goblins fouling,
Seven dwarves a-caging,
Six rerolls wasted,
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my eleventh game of Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Eleven ‘zons a-dodging,
Ten Thralls-a-bleeding,
Nine elves a-leaping,
Eight goblins fouling,
Seven dwarves a-caging,
Six rerolls wasted,
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

In my twelfth game of  Blood Bowl,
Lord Nuffle gave to me;
Twelve fumbled pick ups,
Eleven ‘zons a-dodging,
Ten thralls-a-bleeding,
Nine elves a-leaping,
Eight goblins fouling,
Seven dwarves a-caging,
Six rerolls wasted,
Five casualties,
Four BOBs with guard,
Three-die blocks,
Two stupid trolls,
And a halfling thrown by a tree.

Merry Christmas everyone!