So, it has gone two weeks without a new Wednesday girl, and people are wondering why that is. The reason is very easy. The Gazette Staff has stopped them!
After getting a new girlfriend, jbecks has made all efforts to get her into the forums. However, it is just not ok to put her there!
To keep her away from the boards, the Gazette has decided to show her here instead

“But she is a happy, and sweet like a cookie!”, jbecks says. I’m bloody UNhappy she has eaten all those cookies, Tribble says!

Of course Scud, always stating that his girlfriend is volonteering to be shown on the pics, put up the idea that he could provide us with the much needed girl, but we turned him down…


Okay, umm…those massive mammary glands scare me. Looks like they would swallow you up entirely whenever unleashed.
*shivers*
PINEAPPLE!
I’M HERE FOR YOU BABY!