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About Rymdkejsaren

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  1. Hear ye! The 12th season of the Orca Cola Brawl hath begun! Look for brawl mayhem in the OCC Discord #brawl channel.
  2. Hey there squiblars and gnobbers! This is OR-KAY, Editor-in-Chief at Orca Onion News. This season, we at the Orca Onion need your help! (image credit: sefipolis9 on Drawception) What with everyone getting their less-than-edited news from sources like Chitter ("Not right, but fast!") and Facetome (aka "The Book of Lies") these days, we're falling behind on funding. The noble art of reporting what actually happened is all but lost! And while we do employ an army of snotlings to scout all the OCC matches, those little buggers are more likely to eat their notepads or get eaten by trolls than report the news. So I want you to become an official Orca Onion News Scout! How? By reporting news-worthy items that concern the OCC in this linked thread! Simple enough! Bring us news of fantastic plays and high-tier nail-biters, by all means. But let's face it: we're desperate. We'll turn anything into an article. No matter what tier, no matter how mundane. Help us out here! If you don't, the OON may die! And then it's YOUR FAULT. Do you want it to be YOUR FAULT? No! So let's hear it folks!
  3. You have to clear it with your admins, first and foremost, as per III-B7 of the illustrious OCC Rulebook.
  4. The first requirement for joining is reading and following instructions.
  5. I think the only thing I haven't written a guide for is seeding. The procedure for seeding is basically "keep Pidpad alive".
  6. My first season in OCC BB1 was 14 I believe, though I played Snotling Soda Cup at least one season before that. I played necros and got my ass handed to me because I was a noob and eventually I raged out and didn't play for nearly a year (that was the infamous necro team that had three golems die in two seasons all of them to thrown rocks). Then I rejoined and I've played since, necros again, then underworld, then necros again in BB2. The only season I missed since then was season 11 of OCC BB2 when I needed a break. That was after 2+ pretty intense years of greensuiting and being responsible for bringing the league into BB2 (I was a red before that and I also helped run the Diet Orca Cola Championship, our BB2 test league). Anyway, I retired for the sake of my mental health but I still play. Some day I may return to adminship but right now the others are doing a swell job so I'm quite content to lean back and watch, not without a certain sense of pride for having laid a lot of the groundwork.
  7. Hear ye! Hear ye! His Royal Grace, the bedazzlifying Fimblemunch III, hath announced the opening of the eleventh season of the Orca Cola Brawl! His Royal Grace demands that you, his subjects, do REJOICE at this glorious news. Hear ye! Hear ye! His Royal Grace, the illuminatious Fimblemunch III, hath also announced that all who do not participate in this magnificent event, by his decree shall be named: SCOBBERLOTCHERS, CUMBERWORLDS, NINNYHAMMERS, LOITER-SACKS, WHIFFLE-WAFFLES, FOPDOODLES, &, last but not least, LUBBERWORTS! Ye can join the brawl by signing up with a fresh team in the Orca Cola Brawl, OCB Season 11 competition. Look for matches in the OCC Discord #brawl channel. Hear ye! Hear ye!
  8. It's impossible to sign up without a ticket after the season has started.
  9. We're in Blood Bowl 2, BB3 is but a whisper of a rumour as of yet. We're healthy. Not all parts of the forum are active, but we also have a Discord. This season features 180 coaches, and we've been hovering around the 200 mark since we started in BB2. And yes, the timing is bad because we're on MD1, but you can always sign up as a reserve. As for your forum name, if you're signing up in the league it has to match your BB2 name. Ask a greensuit to change it for you. I'll leave the final question for others to answer so they have something to do this morning!
  10. Returning team: Coach name: Rymdkejsaren Team name: Quantum Sufficit Race: Necromantic
  11. The best tools are forged in the hottest fires! Also, most of the time this game isn't fair. Ending up in a tough division can happen in any tier. Ask my necros they've been demolished twice.
  12. Speaking unofficially as I'm no longer green, I can tell you with almost complete certainty that this will never happen due to the admin it would require, and season downtime is when the greensuits are the busiest. Just see it like you have a head start on the fresh teams, instead!
  13. Bet Lennifer's regretting punting Snookie in favour of these slackers!
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