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  1. Changes shown in Purple Part I Part IV
  2. Doesn't matter what colour the prodder is, it still teals the same.
  3. @Luke4444 Replacement approved, please jump into Div3C threads and see if you can set up a game for this week. I'll send you an invite to the division shortly. Time zone thread MD5 thread - your opponent is raspel
  4. Thanks, will advise when we make a decision to replace their team.
  5. Looking for someone to potentially replace this team. Preparing for possibility that the coach is MIA. Register interest here and/or let the admins know: @Javelin @midievil @Suido
  6. Who’s the wordsmith du jour, the choose your own adventure master whose adventure was chosen? It is, it was, it were, it will be, the Fluffmeister and master of prods, the wizard of words, the wismer of hills, the wise merhill (it’s half fish, half hill, and all wise, obvs), … @wismerhill Glut yourself on the 13 POINTS earned for Season 13’s MD1 fluff! Eat them. Go on. Do it. What would Keeper of Donuts do? Eat. Them. All.
  7. Please note that there has been an update to the wording of that section. Nothing completely new or different, just clarification of the rule and process. New version below, you can compare to the previous version shown in the post above. C. Quitting a Match 1. Legal concessions are exempt from this rule. The only legal concession is when unable to field three players at the start of a drive. 2. If your match is cut short for reasons beyond your control, contact your opponent and admin team ASAP to explain what happened. See Interrupted Matches in Part III, D, 2 above. 3. Coaches who choose to quit a match (aka concede) in the OCC will be subject to both of the following consequences: i. a 3-point warning ii. the application of the 51 SPP rule: The 3-point warning will trigger an automatic review of the event and the coach's membership of the OCC by the Orca Cola Directors. Depending on circumstances, the Directors may choose to apply one of the following outcomes: i. A ban. ii. No change to the penalties already applied. iii. A reduction of the warning point value.
  8. Update to Quitting a Match. Revised section to clarify rule and process.
  9. Pinned for easy reference, because I keep forgetting what's what.
  10. Until August 27th, it's just text on a spreadsheet. Get the change in before then, and it's all fine.
  11. At some point, Pidpad will have to change the team name on his list. The earlier the better, but new teams frequently change names between sign up and MD1. As soon as you have the new name ready, just post again here, all three pieces of info again, noting that you're superseding a previous post. Good opportunity to post your name without the brackets
  12. Pretty sure teams need unique names, but I can't check that until later this week. Hurrah for a goblin team! Double hurrah for an aussie coach!
  13. Moved house in January, now joining the local TT league as well, kicking off next week. All the action!
  14. Coach name: Suido Team name: P'Elvic Thrust Race: Elven union Returning coach and team.
  15. As per this, the Saloon will not be operating as smoothly in S11. However, I shall persevere and bring it back to life after letting things slide towards the back end of S10. Apologies for that.
  16. The Time Fu Koala is doing its work next weekend. Also within the season break, but not exactly the same as the North Hemisphericals. Interesting.
  17. The plugin that allows the issuing of OCC coins to deserving coaches is on the fritz has been completely disabled. No new coins, no transfers. Please bear with us during these difficulties. Our priority is to get Season 11 started on time. This issue will be resolved as soon as possible. Please note that the OCC prize pool is still open for business. Message me directly if you would like to cash out your OCC coins for a prize before the S10 winners get all cashed up. EDIT: I am now managing the OCC currency via spreadsheet. You're welcome. All players recently deserving of coins have been contacted advising them of the process. If you have not been contacted and you think you should have received coins, please message me.
  18. Thanks C2MC for this excellent story arc. I thoroughly enjoyed taking part, and it's a very deserved award. I leave you with a picture of Lenny at the after party, wondering what might have been. I can't say I'm too disappointed that one of my key players has been saved from death by snu snu. Congrats Dogbert!
  19. I'm really glad you mentioned the MD 7 and 9 fluff because those were amazing.
  20. You just try and stop me. Bring on more fresh talent! Join us!
  21. Hey, Nes, you can still come to the match, tickets and pupcorn are on me. I have a better record against minotaurs than elves, anyway.
  22. *steps over Dogbert's body* The honour to bring this to a climax on the field... I will not disappoint you. Erm. Was mentioning cold feet a joke about the lack of hair? If so, awesome. Apothecary!
  23. It may surprise you, but I was not always the hugely talented, gorgeous, heart-throb player you see before you today. Who's really really ridiculously good looking? This guy. My origins were not so glamorous. I grew up poor, but happy, on my parents' egg farm. You heard right. Egg farm, not chickens. We farmed any animal that lays eggs. So I know a little something something about this most vital of foodstuffs. Firstly, dat protein. These days you can't be a rock star or a superstar blood bowlers without hitting the gym and making gains. Pound for pound, chicken eggs have more total protein content than meat. Word. Fact number two. Been pranked by your housemate who hard boiled all your eggs? I know the feeling. Here's a neat trick to tell between a cooked and uncooked egg. Spin it like a record. If the insides are liquid, the egg won't spin well cos it's all sloshing around. If the insides are solid, it'll go like a fidget spinner. Bonus physics included in this fact. 3. You can tell what colour egg a chicken will lay by looking at the earlobes. Five. Echidna eggs are bloody hard to collect. The echidna will lay on its back, pop the egg out and immediately store it in its pouch. If you don't intercept the egg right then, give up. The echidna is one of two mammals that lay eggs, which is totally believable when you consider this is all happening in a world inhabited by dragons and shit. VI. Dragon eggs are even harder to collect, but the real problems start once you have them. Ain't no one shadier than a dragon egg dealer. [number Lennifer can count to]. The study of eggs is called oology. The study of the sound my fans make when I enter a room is oooooology. Finally, eggs make great protest props. Egging pompous gits is a time honoured tradition, most recently continued by a young man who egged a racist, fascist politician the day after he blamed a mass shooting of brown people on excessive immigration. It was fucking awesome. The boy was rescued from the far right thug supporters by the police, who subsequently released him without charge. Anyway. I am the eggman. Coo-coo-cachoo. See you on the pitch next week, Lennifer. Any chance I get, I'm gonna be hitting (on) you.
  24. I know a lot about eggs. More details to follow, after I have a nap.
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