Jump to content
Orca Cola Championship


  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

1,304 Legendary Git


Contact Methods

Profile Information

  • Location
  • UTC
    +2 Summer/UTC+1 Winter

Recent Profile Visitors

3,368 profile views
  1. Time to redeem my past failures. New team time. Coach name (ingame): C2MC Team name: The Restitution Dirge Race: Undead
  2. One time, Two times, Three times a Champion! Congratulations to @Regor and his disgusting team on another Championship in the OCC! We hereby present you with THE CHAMP STAMP! Also a special mention to @wolves in exile for being the only undefeated player this Season! A grand accomplishment for any player, a normal Wednesday night for us, Belgians. We're pretty amazing. Cheers to everyone who participated in Season 13. And to quote the Hunger Games: "Remember that the odds will never be in your favour." Wait... .
  3. Extremely unrelated to sign-ups, but I must ask... . Is that avatar the late 90's Mudvayne bass player?
  4. Season 12, Match Day 5: Luck don't Last. Game result page HERE! Puncher's chance VS Women with Attitude After a 2-2-0 start to the Season, it was only a matter of time before fit hit the shan. And this is the game that started our downward spiral. @Gadajs's Puncher's Chance doesn't get as many Inducements as most teams we face but he makes up for it with a terrifying Killer Pestigor and an absolutely boss Beast of Nurgle with Block, Dodge and Pro. The petty cash he does have is spent on a Bribe, some Bloodweiser Babes and a rental-Rotter with Kick. The Women with Attitude lose the coin toss and Puncher's Chance chooses to receive. Nothing special happens during the Event-stage of the Kick-off, but the ball does somehow bounce out of bounds even with Quick old Fashioned IV choosing to boot the oval near the backline. Out of fluffy context, I'm guessing the game decided the ball was going to bounce out of bounds before I even chose my square because the one I chose was nowhere near any sideline. I'm curious if anyone else has had this happen to them. Lennox Lewis v2 is handed the pigskin and runs to safety and the beating on the Line of Scrimmage begins. It's surprisingly ineffective as the Nurgle squad not only fails to Blitz down a Gnobbie, Mike Tyson only gets a few pushes on to Swilda Ten Tons. Bichelle Omaha eats the Beast's blow and keeps her armour intact while Paris Killton gets Stunned for her trouble. In return, the gals manage to Knock Out Roy Jones Jr. and Bichelle gets entangled in some Tentacles. Paris is left somewhat undefended and we know the foul is coming, we can only hope it doesn't do too much damage. The Punchers come in hard on their Turn 2. 2 Gnoblars get removed from the game and the boot to Paris' gut knocks her out cold. Lennox is still tucked away nice and safe behind a line of Warriors so we resort to Plan B; punch Rotters and hope to reduce the opponent's numbers and maybe our opponent screws up his cage. Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley goes in for the Blitz but doesn't manage a knockdown. Amy Shawarma also Bone-heads, leaving Swilda standing alone against a couple of enemy players. Swilda takes her beating pretty well, but Amy gets knocked out by a random Rotter. We're down to 4 girls on Turn 3, that's never a good sign. With only 7 players remaining on the field this early on, we completely abandon any attempt at defending. We Blitz and foul Shari the Anomic, unsuccessfully and try to move the rest of the squad back, away from the CLAWPOMB-guy. Gadajs helps us out in this regard, sending his deadliest player after Gnoblars instead of Ogres as he slowly struts forward, Blitzing and fouling along the way. The Referee does call the foul on Turn 4, burning our opponent's Bribe. An opportunity presents itself, we move 2 Gnobbies in to contact with our opponent as we prepare Lennifer Jaw-Rends for a Blitz on to Lennox. The Bone-head decides we have to blow our reroll early, however and we get cold feet. Instead we Blitz an adjacent Rotter. In hindsight, we should've definitely gone for the shot at the ball-carrier, seeing as we were down 6 to 10 players. Not only do we not break the Rotter's armour, we now have our few remaining Gnoblars facing some heavy Nurgle fists. A massive mistake on my part. Our opponent doesn't even Blitz or foul, he just gets Lennox away safely and takes care of whatever's in his tackle zones. He did not count on Bichelle's amazing long-distance sprinting, however and after not Bone-heading, dodging out of tentacles, making a couple of GFI's and getting over Foul Appearance, we get a Blitz off on Lennox. rerolled in to , Lennox stays on his feet. Bichelle's nearly-great play earns her a clawpomp to the face, but her armour stays intact. Lennox runs further forward and Swilda takes down a cocky goatman who thought he could get an easy 1-die in. The gals keep up whatever pressure they can manage as Bichelle once more Blitzes and Break Tackles her way next to Lennox, marking the Nurgle ball-carrier while Ellen makes her way over from the left flank. Frightened by the presence of the few players we have left, Lennox Blitzes himself free and runs it in for the 1-0 on Turn 7. With 2 Turns to make something happen, White Dragon takes to the field. A very deep Kick and some Brilliant Coaching on Gadajs' side combined with Disturbing Presence looks like it'll be a long shot. Several ineffective Blocks and some Bone-heads don't make things any easier. As expected, we are immediately swarmed before we can even get the ball close to our star Gnoblar. On top of all of that, George Foreman gets a good hit in and injures Bichelle, MNG. We go for the hand-off under 39 layers of Disturbing Presence, but it's no use and the half ends 1-0. Amy decides to sleep through the second half so we start off Turn 9 with 4 Ogres and 5 Gnoblars for a grand total of 9 players. The crowd decides it's time to Get the Ref, which generally benefits the team with more reserves and Dirty Players... . Eager to score just once and with our opponent's Kicker on the Line of Scrimmage, we set up for a 1TTD again. Nuffle's curse strikes once more as White Dragon fails to catch the hand-off and Lennifer Bone-heads. We've already committed to the play, so Paris tries to Break Tackle but also fails, causing a Turnover. White Dragon gets his chungus flonked immediately and Puncher's Chance is free to move in pretty much anywhere without fear of retaliation. SOMEHOW Lennifer actually succeeds in recovering the ball, dodging away to safety and then passing it to Full Nelson III, earning that last SPP she needed to become a Super Star. Moral Victory achieved? Heck, yes. Perhaps we can even force a draw? Most of our opponent's Warriors are near the mid-field so a good Throw Team-mate could give us a chance if we get a good scatter! Ellen comes in to Blitz the only threat away from Full Nelson III and promptly rolls + in to +. Fuck me sideways and call me Wednesday... . The obvious thing happens and the pigskin is lost. After our opponent's Turn 11, all of our players, besides Lennifer, are down on the ground and most of them are Stunned. Ellen attempts a long-shot Blitz on Joe Calzaghe, the Pestigor ready to pick up the ball, but she ain't as dodgy as she wants to be and gets herself Stunned. We scramble to get away from the fists and boots as Gadajs takes his time, picking up the ball and handing it around. Ellen tries to redeem herself but once again rolls + while attempting to knock down a Rotter. I guess it's Nuffle's way of saying "Stay down, bitch." Gadajs feeds some Claws to Lennifer before he hands off the ball to Lennox. Ellen gives it another go but Bone-heads her Blitz this time around. We try once more on Turn 16 but again Bone-head. Beaten and broken, we succumb to our Nurgle foes and Lennox runs it in for the 2-0. ----- After our game against Grumplekins, I knew we were going to get a crapshoot of our own, because that's how Blood Bowl works. I'm fairly sure Gadajs could've skipped several turns and he still would've at least won 1-0. The only good thing to come out of this game is Lennifer's level-up. Better luck next time... maybe.
  5. Season 12, Match Day 4: Banana Split Happens. Game result page HERE! Black Metal Gear Solid VS Women with Attitude Right off the bat, the first thing I noticed about @grumplekins was that he was a very nice fella, the second thing I noticed was that he somehow managed to go 0-1-2 with Dark Elves. That's weird, maybe he's one of those coaches that plays for fun and has unusual team builds and stuff? Turns out he is just the unluckiest bastard around... . Without their Star Gnoblar, White Dragon, the Women with Attitude make their way on to the pitch to face an opponent they've lost to many, many times before. The dreaded Dark Elves. Black Metal Gear Solid brings quite a few inducements to the game in the form of Eldril Sidewinder, a Loner Assassin, some Bloodweiser Babes and of course; a Wizard. The Elves also win the toss and choose to Kick, so the girls are hoping to put some serious damage in to the pointy ears, ASAP. A High Kick to the left, on the side of the pitch, on the 2 yard line, that looks fun. Lennifer Jaw-Rends bursts forward from her backfield position and prepares to catch this gift from the Heavens and makes it look like she's done this a million times before; ball secured. Lennifer Bone-heads, of course, but we have Swilda Ten Tons and a couple of Gnoblars nearby to keep her safe. Immediately, the Elf-Screen comes up and we prepare ourselves for the inevitable Blitz-Base-Dodge-Blitz-Base-Dodge game that's about to happen. However, after ,only a single turn, our opponent takes a more offensive approach and gathers up some Elves to fight Bichelle Omaha and Amy Shawarma, giving up the screen he'd managed to build on his first turn. Bichelle takes the hit and moves on while Amy remains Stunned. With all of the Elves gathered up, this is a nice chance to stick some gals next to 80% of our opponent's team. Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley goes for the Blitz and shows TeitanBlood Bowl 2 that thick thighs save lives as the skinny git gets her pelvis smashed in by the superior woman. Angered by the loss of his Witch, Grumplekins moves even more of his players away for a gang-foul on poor Amy, Stunning her again. We take advantage of the hole created on the left flank and move up with our Gnoblar squad, Lennifer and Swilda while the rest of the girls gather up around Amy. Black Metal Gear Solid goes for it again, Blitzing Paris Killton out of the way before putting another boot to Amy's gut. Again, just a Stun. The Elves are forced to give up and run back, but will they manage to recreate their screen in time? Once more, the gals take advantage of our opponent's weaker position and base the bejeezus out of as many Elves as possible right before Bichelle piles on to Sargeists and Goblins and puts him in the injury box. The Lightning Bolt comes down on Lennifer's head but fizzles and pops without having any real effect. The Loner Assassin goes for a Blitz on Hot Karl IV, but doesn't manage to stab the Gnoblar... somehow. Demoralised by the many curses of Nuffle that have befallen him, Grumplekins orders his squad back to fouling duty as LITERALLY all of the Elves converge around Amy once more. Their puny boots only manage a Stun for the third time in a row. Ellen and Paris strut back to their downed teammate as Lennifer moves the ball closer to the Elves' end zone. The 4th foul rolls around and the Referee finally catches on, sending off the offending Elf while Amy remains on the field. After several Bone-heads, we decide to run it in on our Turn 7, just to be safe. Lennifer brings it in for the 0-1 lead. Quick Old Fashioned IV makes sure the ball gets kicked as deep as possible and Black Metal Gear Solid has 2 turns to make something happen. The Elves swoop forward on the right flank, leaving only Neverwinter Nachtmystium behind to pick up the ball. The ladies respond with an amazing turn of successful GFI's and Bone-heads, blocking any avenues for an easy Touchdown. Desperate times call for desperate measures and the lone Witch attempts a Pass across 3 Ogres and a few Gnoblars. Bichelle ain't having none of it and grabs the ball in mid-air, ending the half with a glorious Interception! The second half kicks off with some Brilliant Coaching on my part, providing the gals with an additional reroll. Again, the Elves go heavy on the right flank, but this time misses Neverwinter screws up and is forced to burn a reroll on the pick-up. Not keen on getting the ball intercepted again, Grumplekins orders the Pass, only to have the ball fall on the ground near the 6 yard line. This would be a great opportunity to move some ladies next to the pigskin but Bichelle pulls of her trademarked Blitz Bone-head in to Bone-head so we're forced to at least somewhat deal with the gits in our backfield. Thankfully, the Gnobbies pull their weight and 3 of 'em group around the ball, making it at least a little more difficult for our opponent to just retrieve it. Disaster strikes again when Fight Nightbringer Blocks Quick Old Fashioned IV and chooses for some reason, instantly ending the Elves' turn. Ellen removes another Blitzer from the game and Lennifer GFI's her way towards the ball and gets the pick-up. Thanks to the early Turnover, she's surrounded by Gnoblars and a couple of her girlfriends, so she's perfectly safe for the time being. There's an attempt at an uphill Blitz by Funeral Myst, but Lennifer holds fast and the Elves scramble to form any kind of defensive posture. Ellen continues her rampage as she bashes the Assassin's head in while we attempt a couple of fouls on Eldril, the theme of just Stunning downed targets continues. A teeny, tiny Elf screen forms as the teams start exchanging Blitzes while our Ogre cage slowly moves forward, with pretty much our Bone-head rolls being the only thing that's holding the ladies back. Nightbringer redeems himself with an uphill Blitz resulting in +, taking Lennifer down. This move is then immediately followed up by misses Neverwinter once again failing to pick up the pigskin. The girls surround the ball and knock nearly every Elf on the field down to the ground. With little to no options remaining, Burzumout Paradise attempts a pick up but it's not to be. Eager for the taste of a 0-2 victory against Dark Elves, the girls retrieve the pigskin and Lennifer is set up to score once more. Turn 16 rolls around and after a Bone-head (to keep things interesting) we pop a reroll to run it in for the 0-2. Victory for the Women with Attitude! There's no way we're not getting punished for getting this lucky... . ----- I would like to point out that Grumplekins did not manage a single casualty on our entire team over the course of this game. Many Gnoblars went down, but they always got back up. Combine that with the Wizard failing, some extremely ineffective fouling and a misclick that causes your Lineman to go down to a Gnoblar and you're in serious trouble. Grumplekins did take it all in stride, though, he was not one to be crying and moaning, kudos to that man, Goddamnit.
  6. Season 12, Match Day 3: Hot Babes and Horse Dudes. Game result page HERE! Preston Chorf End VS Women with Attitude Better late than never, or whatever. Whenever, wherever. We're meant to be together. I'll be there and you'll be near, and that's the deal my dear. There over, hereunder. You'll never have to wonder. We can always play by ear, but that's the deal my dear. On a more serious note, I was looking forward to finally playing @Fantus. I feel like we got to know each other a little over the course of The Bachelogrette, and he seemed like a nice gentleman. I was slightly disappointed when his team showed up without a Minotaur named Dogbert, but that's a tale for another time. Fantus did show up with a temp-worker Blocker, a Wizard and Hthark The Unstoppable (who will be henceforth be referred to as Steve for brevity's sake). On our side we are lacking Paris Killton because she had to get her nails done. The girls win the coin toss and choose to Kick since our opponents have a spooky Wizardman and no Claws yet. The Cheering Fans can be heard loud and clear as both teams gain an extra reroll and the match finally begins. Preston Chorf End starts off with some low-blows to the girls on the Line of Scrimmage and a Blitz on a poor, teeny Gnobbie. In true Dwarven fashion, several Blockers mark any Gnoblar within range while the rest of the squad sets up for a foul. Unfortunately for Fantus, his incompetent Ball-Carrier, Louis Molt lets the pigskin slide and his turn ends before the fouling can even begin. Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley decides to show these wankers how put the Blood in Blood Bowl and injures Jayden Stockley, forcing the Apothecary on Turn 1. Lennifer Jaw-Rends flings a Gnobbie to the backfield, but the poor bugger doesn't stick the landing and ends up Stunned. The rest of our turn is spent getting gals back on their feet and Gnobbies away from filthy Dwarfses. After hearing Fantus shouting at them angrily from the sidelines in between sipping his tea and smoking his pipe, Preston Chorf End picks up their game and Louis gets that ball moving, followed immediately by a supreme Foul on Bichelle Omaha. Poof, both Apothecaries used by Turn 2, and Bichelle luckily makes it out just fine. Due to his foul, Daniel Johnson essentially painted a huge target on his face and it doesn't take long for Lennifer to bring her mighty fist down upon the Hobo's face. Louis continues his strut forward on the left flank, slowly surrounding himself with allies, probably because he's a coward. But the Women with Attitude hold fast and the lack of Bone-Heads or Gnobbies failing to get away from Dwarfs means that we can hold a steady screen, forcing some uphill Blocks out of our opponent. A couple of Turns roll by as both teams trade Blitzes and the Chaos Dwarfs make their way to the other side of the pitch. With the Dwarfs not being able to keep up, Louis is forced to make a move forward on his own. Steve fails to Break Tackle his way next to Amy Shawarma, which means that Louis is about to get punched. Bosh, boom, straight to the moon as the ball goes flying off the pitch. Unfortunately for the ladies, the pigskin is thrown in fairly close to our endzone and there's several Preston Chorf End players nearby to take advantage of this opportunity. But then Quick Old Fashioned IV comes in for the snatch! The little fella grabs the ball right from under a Bull's nose. Lennifer, always ready to throw things around, Break Tackles to freedom and puts her Strong Arm to good use. Sure, Quick Old Fashioned IV doesn't land properly and gets himself Knocked Out in the process, but the ball is now a lot further up field than Fantus would like, and we're OK with that. In a desperate attempt to score on Turn 8, Alan Browne picks up the ball to pull off a hand-off to his fellow Bull. His feet aren't as sure as he'd like and he tumbles to the ground, killing any hope the Chorfs had of scoring during the first half. Our turn on the offensive. The whistle blows, the kickoff happens and the Cheering Fans only scream for Fantus this time around. White Dragon gets to play right away since we're hoping to settle this game 0-1 before the final bell rings. Due to several Bone-Heads, our Turn 9 isn't very effective but we do manage to get a hold of the oval. The Chorfs move forward immediately and force our poor Gnobbie ball carrier to head over to the left flank, as far as possible away from the horse-people. After a couple of ineffective Blocks and a Blitz, Preston Chorf End pulls back a little, leaving most of the ladies free to move as they please. This means that it's time for the Bone-head in to Bone-head Blitz,essentially setting us back a turn. Steve knocks Amy out and now we're down to 4 girls to keep White Dragon safe. The Dwarfs move in to the gaping hole left by Bone-head-Bichelle and things suddenly start to look really bleak. At the start of Chorf Turn 12, the Fireball finally comes down and Lennifer hits the ground, leaving White Dragon undefended. Declan Rudd comes in for the sack and breaks White Dragon in half, reducing his AV to 4. Unlike before, the ball does not bounce out of bounds, it remains in our half and we have very few Gnoblars remaining to retrieve it. Josh Harrop makes a few GFIs and gets a hold of the pigskin on the 12 yard line. Ever so close to scoring the winning touchdown.... . Fancy Ogre Play-time. Lennifer Breaks herself free and sets up right next to the nasty Hobo. Bichelle also Break Tackles to freedom and pushes the little bugger off the pitch. The ball gets thrown in back on Preston Chorf End's 6 yard line. With only 4 turns remaining and only 1 AG3 player on the field for the disgusting, tiny men, the gals have a fair shot at forcing the draw. Not only that, Ellen finishes the whole ordeal off by escaping her captors as well and marking the pigskin. She tried to pick it up but it was all slippery with Hobgoblin and Gnoblar blood. The game turns in to a brutal fight for the ball as every player on the opposing team converges on to Ellen's position. Louis gets a hold of the ball, but as long as Ellen is standing, she ain't giving up so easily! Break Tackle, Blitz and KAPOW! The ball is free once more and our chubby heroine is right next to it, again. Callum Robinson manages to take Ellen down on Turn 14 and his horse-pal Alan gets the ball moving on the first try. Not good... . With no rerolls left, our only option is a long-distance Blitz with Bichelle but Ogres will be Ogres and the Bone-head kicks in once more. Fantus now has plenty of time to surround Bichelle with his remaining players while Ellen's stuck in his backfield and Lennifer is still punching gits on the left flank. Alan runs it in for the 1-0 victory right before the final whistle and the game ends. ----- Overall, I think we put up a good fight. Chorfs are hard to handle because you spend rerolls on Gnoblar Dodges and once a Blodging Bull Centaur gets a hold of the ball, you really need the dice to go your way. A close call for Fantus, but a well earned victory nonetheless. In the meantime, Dogbert has made his return to the pitch and I approve of this decision!
  7. I've met some very nice coaches around here and I probably wouldn't be playing Blood Bowl as much if it wasn't for the OCC. Kudos to everyone who's kept and is still keeping it alive.
  8. Season 12, Match Day 9 - Women with Attitude VS Nurn County
  9. Season 12, Match Day 8 - Women with Attitude VS Demented Doctors
  10. Season 12, Match Day 7 - Bloody Oath VS Women with Attitude
  11. You will be glad to hear Dogbert has made his competitive debut this week, and caused two injuries as well! :)

    1. C2MC


      I watched the game, he was in top form! ;)

  12. Season 12, Match Day 6 - Winter Wolf`s VS Women with Attitude
  13. Season 12, Match Day 5 - Puncher's chance VS Women with Attitude
  14. Season 12, Match Day 4 - Black Metal Gear Solid VS Women with Attitude
  15. Season 12, Match Day 3 - Preston Chorf End VS Women with Attitude
  • Create New...