Do not you love me?.
My body is green, like yours.
I am smaller than you, and I am not very agile either, but you lose the true love, the orc that understands you, that would clean your drool with pleasure and that would massage you with anxiety in those places where now I am forbidden to look.
My eyes ... they have been looking at yours since I arrived here, and now I notice how my heart is dying. I'll have to shower with cold water quickly ...
I wait for you outside, I know that you will reject all these suitors and that you will return to me, running awkwardly and crying for my green body.
Always yours, Karlmann, your King.