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Orca Cola Championship

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  1. What's new in this club
  2. Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley Value: 190K Level 3 18/31 SPP Skills Acquired: Break Tackle, Block. 9 Matches 2 MVP 4 Casualties Inflicted Coach's Notes: Ellen had a rough season at first. She seemed unwilling to play and had a tendency to whiff plays at crucial times. But as time passed she really came out of her shell and showed us all that she was a valuable cog in the Women with Attitude-Machine. She is deserving of her title as Team Captain and we hope she'll carry it with pride towards the next season. Queef Latina Value: 160K Level 2 14/16 SPP Skills Acquired: Break Tackle. 9 Matches 1 MVP 1 Touchdown Scored 3 Casualties Inflicted 102 Yards Running Coach's Notes: Queef has proved time and time again to be the team's rock. A reliable player in an unreliable sport. Not only did she manage to actually score a touchdown, she has nearly five times as many "Yards Running" on her record as the second best runner on the team. Her agility is unmatched by any other Ogre, hardly ever needing her Break Tackle to dodge and weave into enemy lines. Queef was the Team Captain for most of the season until she was overtaken by Ellen in the last few matches, but that does not take away the fact that this Ogre is a rising star! Peaches Value: 160K Level 2 13/16 SPP Skills Acquired: Guard. 9 Matches 1 MVP 4 Casualties Inflicted Coach's Notes: It's difficult to gauge just how much Peaches has contributed to the team overall just by looking at her stats. She has sustained the most blocks on the team, simply because she's always in the thick of it. Peaches may not be a particularly hard hitter, fast runner or brainy Ogre... but she'll be there, providing you the assist, whenever you need her. The team's guardian angel. Paris Killton Value: 160K Level 2 9/16 SPP Skills Acquired: Guard. 9 Matches 0 MVP 1 Touchdown Scored 3 Casualties Inflicted 1 Crowdsurf Inflicted 1 Casualty Sustained Coach's Notes: Jack (Jane?) of all trades, mistress of none. Paris has taken up every role on the pitch. You need her to score a touchdown? Sure! You want some guy pushed into the crowd? Paris has got you covered! Together with her Guard-buddy Peaches, Paris has provided the team with some much needed support. She's the only Ogre on the team who's sustained a casualty and she only came out of it stronger. Dame Juicy Drenched Value: 140K Level 1 4/6 SPP Skills Acquired: None. 6 Matches 0 MVP 2 Casualties Inflicted Coach's Notes: Dame Juicy was a later addition. She only has 6 games under her belt, but her performance so far has been excellent. Unfortunately, the player cards don't keep track of "Gnoblars Tossed", otherwise this mean lady would be at the top of the list! Dame Juicy has a bright future ahead of her and I hope that she will continue to grow, both in size and as a Blood Bowl Player. Bichelle Omaha Value: 140K Level 1 2/6 SPP Skills Acquired: None. 3 Matches 0 MVP 1 Casualties Inflicted Coach's Notes: Bichelle is the rookie, the youngster, the "skinny bitch". So far she's only inflicted one casualty, and I'm pretty sure it was a Goblin she smushed into the ground. She has yet to prove herself and as head-coach, I can only hope she brings just as much guts and glory to the team as her other Ogre companions. A full gallery can be found here, including all player cards.
  3. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 9

    It's been a fun season and I wish I could say that our girls finished with a bang. Here's just a few things this game has: - 6 Boneheads in one turn. - A critical GFI failure - A child's laughter - Me, screaming in agony Thanks again to @seeyouowls for the game and a very gentlemanly pass on his last turn. The game can be found HERE!
  4. It's time for the final game of the Season. Women with Attitude versus Natural Misfits. @seeyouowls has had a pretty good Season, he may not be on the top of the Leaderboards but the development of his team has been stellar. Dodge all around, Blodge, Tackle and AG4 are going to be very difficult to deal with for our big-boned Death-Squad. We will try our best, however, and you are welcome to join us. The stream can be found HERE. The game is scheduled for Wednesday 29/11 at 19h00 UTC.
  5. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 8

    Game 8 is in the bag, and I am unsure how I feel about this one. @3rkons was feeling a little down because his previous match had left him a broken man, and he was afraid the Ogres had come to finish the job. Fortunately for him, Women with Attitude granted him mercy as they failed to break the armour on many Skinks, even though we knocked them down with strange consistency. Our Gnoblar throws were very efficient at gutting our own team, but not so good at hitting the Lizardmen. As a final kick in the titties, once the game was over we rolled another 1 for our winnings and a damn Gnoblar won the MVP. I have 4 Ogres ready to level up, come on game! The only shining star in this game is once again, Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley, as she didn't Bonehead EVEN ONCE! The VOD can be found HERE! This time, uploaded in proper quality because YouTube needed 36 hours to process our last abomination, it seems.
  6. RESCHEDULED Sunday, November 26th. 20h00 UTC. Ogres vs Lizardmen. Stream can be found nyah. I don't have a fancy thread for this one because it's late and I'm sleepy.
  7. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 7

    Unfortunately, I have been a bit absent and my game against the lovely @Sataric was postponed until tonight. And I really have but one thing to say, Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley has not only redeemed herself, she has ascended to the position of Team Cap'n. That's really a fancy way of saying she has the most SPP now, and she's also the first Ogre to level up and acquire a second Skill. The game itself was quite fun, even though I wasn't really looking forward to facing Claw+Mighty Blow. Sataric was good at breaking Armour and bad at rolling high on the Injury table, while my Ogres couldn't even break AV7 on a regular basis. And did I mention that I successfully tossed a Gnoblar at a Skaven Thrower carrying the ball WITH EXTREME ACCURACY!? VOD OF THE GAME HERE!
  8. Hello ClawPoMb my old friend. I'm getting mauled by you again. Because Games Workshop doesn't think things through. That is why I have to deal with you. And the knuckles That will be planted in my brain. Will remain. And all I'll hear... Is silence... . *Whisper* Ogres vs Underworld (Friday 17/11 at 19h00 UTC). */Whisper*
  9. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 4

    It's a rare fetish indeed.
  10. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 4

    It's not every day you get to see Ogres on Ogres - thanks for the VOD!
  11. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 6

    Well, We got another game against Orcs out of the way. This time, we faced the evil @Sidley and his band of goons. I felt like I got diced this game, but the stats show that my rolls were fairly average or close to average. So we may have a case of the "I only remember bad rolls" in this one. Still, Sidley was a swell opponent and even though he warned me that he might curse like a sailor, he remained a gentleman throughout the game. LINK TO THE GAME.
  12. Game 6 is another gang of Orcs, this time lead by @Sidley. We've agreed to play on THURSDAY 9th of November at 20h00 UTC. Why is Sidley's team named after a river that caught on fire? Why does he have two Throwers on his starting roster? Who is the mysterious groundskeeper? All these questions and many more will be answered on a very special episode of: THE STREAM THAT NO ONE WATCHES!
  13. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 5

    Our game against the Dark Elves went quite well even though there were very few injuries sustained on both sides. I forgot to ask @Neonomega in advance if he wanted to banter or not so this is another one of those games where it's just me talking to myself. The VOD can be found HERE.
  14. After last game, we finally got some levelups and now we get to put them to good use! On THURSDAY the 2/11 at 20:00 UTC, stuff happens! Women with Attitude versus Naggaroth Hearttakers. Dame Juicy Drenched is warmed up. Kindness has achieved the rank of Leader. And Ellen is still the worst Ogre EVER. Streamedi-doo-dah.
  15. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 4

    I found this amazing Image on the interwebs, even the Round-counter fits. The whistle is blown, the Ogres leave the field, carrying what's left of the Gnoblars. As expected, this game was a lot of fun. I looked forward to playing @Com Yarrick and at the same time I dreaded the idea of a mirror match against a coach who pretty much dedicated himself to the Ogres. A VOD for the game can be found HERE!
  16. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 4

    Game has been rescheduled to Sunday. Boop.
  18. Game 3 has been planned for Friday 20/10 at 20h00 UTC. Women with Attitude versus Bennd's Frolicking Pansies. They got Tackle, Block and AV9. Let's see who breaks first, my fists or their helmets. Unfortunately for me, I was 10k short of buying another Ogre for this game. But I'm sure we'll be fine... *Cries softly* --- --- --- We got done facing the Chaos Dwarfs. @bennd was a lovely gentleman, very fun to play against. Also, he's absolutely terrible at rolling GFIs. The VOD can be found over HERE. The Stream can be found over HERE. Feel free to make to make suggestions for the 5th Ogre if you feel so inclined, as long as it fits the theme of mutilated-strong-woman's name.
  19. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 2

    Oh, the humanity! We got to play the Orcs yesterday evening and most of us came out alive. It was an interesting experience because I was able to check some of Durrun's point of view after the fact and he pointed out something that I would've probably not thought of myself; I have conditioned myself to always do "safe rolls" first, even when it would be disadvantageous. Definitely something I'll try to work on in the future. In the meantime, you guys can watch a game where amazing things almost happen a few times! I'm adding links to @Durrun Twitch and Youtube for those of you who are interested in the Orc perspective. VOD from my POV Durrun's Twitch Stream Durrun's YouTube
  20. Next up on the list is @Durrun and his Orcs. Orcs come with everything Anti-Ogre from the get-go, some Block, great AV and a few S4 guys to keep the peace (or the exact opposite). But I'm not scared. Probably because I'm an idiot and I have no idea what's going on half the time... . We're probably going to have to freeball when the game's going to be played so I won't be able to give a heads up but I'll be doing a streamy thing HERE and upload a VOD afterwards. Roar.
  21. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 1

    I'll let it slide this time!
  22. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 1

    I had a blast, so any time you need a punching bag, just let me know! Just so you know, I have stolen "Boo-boos were made!" for general use when I play fps games lol.
  23. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 1

    I just stayed up way past my bedtime to watch this. Thoroughly entertaining stuff, and top sportsmanship from both coaches. +rep to each of you.
  24. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 1

    The game has been played and I think it can be summarised in this one image: @Chuckthulhu was a great guy to play against, hopefully we'll get another chance to Blood Bowl sometime. The VOD can be found HERE!
  25. [VOD] OCC Tier 6B Game 1

    Always good to see new streamers! I am playing at the exact same time, so won't be able to watch your inaugural match live, but I'll be looking for the VOD later :)
  26. Greetings mortals. I figured it would be a swell idea to document my Ogres' run through the OCC, so this is where we're at. Our first game is against @Chuckthulhu and his wimpy Kislev. Gametime Thursday October 5th at 18:00 UTC on TWITCH. Cheers!