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  1. What's new in this club
  2. Season 8 marks the first time I've had to give Admin Wins to any opponent, mainly due to illness. However, the games our girls did play were usually pretty great. Hard-fought, relatively close and with maybe one exception, I think we did pretty well. Since most of the ladies are pretty levelled-up it's hard to point out too many new developments, but we definitely have some good ones in there. All-in-all, I'd consider Season 8 a success, especially when compared to the previous few. But how did our lasses perform as individuals? TIME FOR WORDS! Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley Value: 280K Level 6 119/176 SPP Skills Acquired: Break Tackle, Block, Guard, Tackle, +AG. 5 MVP 44 Matches 1 Pass 5 Touchdowns 39 Casualties Inflicted 327 Blocks 4 Kills 1 Crowdsurf 3 Casualties Sustained Coach's Notes: So my pixel-hugging ways have come back to bite me in the ass a little... . Ellen mainly served as a Safety and Ball-Carrier during the Season, meaning she spent a lot of time in the back-field.Not only that, now that the other gals are stepping up, she just flat-out doesn't have to carry the whole game on her own anymore. I'm often scared to send her in to the thick of things since she's so valuable but every time she bullies her way towards the opposing Ball-Carrier I'm reminded of how amazing she is. Season 8 saw her perform multiple cage-dives and sacks and she even ended up getting away with an actual steal in to a touchdown a few times. Thanks, +AG roll! As per usual, I have nothing bad to say about her performance. Her skill-set simply makes her the most reliable Ogre we have by a long shot. Dame Juicy Drenched Value: 220K Level 5 51/76 SPP Skills Acquired: Break Tackle, Piling On, Juggernaut, Stand Firm. Injuries Sustained: -1 MA. 3 MVP 40 Matches 18 Casualties Inflicted 197 Blocks 4 Casualties Sustained Coach's Notes: Season 7 saw the rise of Dame Juicy as a surprisingly effective MV4 Blitzer and Season 8 still saw her make use of Juggernaut very often, but Bichelle simply outperformed her overall. Stand Firm had its moments and certainly helped keep her close to squishy guys. There's not that much to say, unfortunately. Over 40 Blocks with very little results, Dame Juicy simply couldn't get through anyone's armour this Season. Bichelle Omaha Value: 230K Level 5 51/76 SPP Skills Acquired: Piling On, +MV, Break Tackle, Juggernaut. 2 MVP 37 Matches 1 Touchdown 19 Casualties Inflicted 199 Blocks 5 Kills 5 Crowdsurfs 5 Casualties Sustained Coach's Notes: Look who caught up to her counter-part this Season! 2 Kills, 7 Casualties and 2 Crowdsurfs in 7 games sounds pretty good so Bichelle has certainly done her job. The extra point of Movement still feels so great and now that she's also acquired Juggernaut, her Blitzes have only become more reliable. It's her job to run in to opposing idiots while the gals with Guard keep the chaff busy and she's getting better and better at it. Keep it up, Bichelle! Amy Shawarma Value: 210K Level 4 40/51 SPP Skills Acquired: Break Tackle, Block, Guard. Injuries Sustained: -AV. 3 MVP 28 Matches 1 Catch 5 Touchdown 5 Casualties Inflicted 141 Blocks 2 Kills 2 Crowdsurfs 5 Casualties Sustained Coach's Notes: Amy's career was on the line last Season. Her -AV saw her rely on the Apothecary a lot more then I'd like, but during Season 8 she was surprisingly reliable and left unharmed. Essentially performing as a "mini-Ellen". "Ellen Light" if you will. Her Blocks are reliable, she provides good support with Guard and let's be honest, she is adorable. After a Season like this, Amy is definitely sticking around for as long as possible. Paris Killton Value: 210K Level 4 31/51 SPP Skills Acquired: Guard, Break Tackle, +MV. 0 MVP 44 Matches 3 Touchdowns 11 Casualties Inflicted 179 Blocks 3 Crowdsurfs 3 Casualties Sustained Coach's Notes: Hold up! PARIS ACTUALLY GAINED SPP THIS SEASON! Not only that, the level-up got her a fancy-schmansy +MV too! She's still sitting at 0 MVPs, so the crowd is still not on her side, but she definitely became a lot more useful all of a sudden. As usual, she gained very little SPP but being MV6, Break Tackle and Guard allows her to be that valuable support-piece where necessary. Come on, Paris, I believe in you! Lennifer Jaw-Rends Value: 160K Level 2 14/16 SPP Skills Acquired: Break Tackle. 2 MVP 12 Matches 2 Casualties Inflicted 28 Blocks 1 Crowdsurf 1 Casualty Sustained Coach's Notes: Still fairly new to the team, but progressing pretty quickly thanks to a couple of MVP awards. Lennifer already got her hands on that sweet, sweet Break tackle and she's only 2 SPP away from her next level-up. Since she's the newbie, she often finds herself on the Line of Scrimmage, getting pounded and fouled but she's been EXTREMELY resilient. Luck or skill, who knows? ... Probably luck. I suppose I'll consider it as an additional defensive skill, like Thick Skull. Hopefully she'll blossom in to another grand part of the Women with Attitude. Keep it up, Lennifer! Team Overview Are you seeing this? LOOK AT ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GNOBLARS! This all happened in one single Season! Both Savage Compliment and White Dragon got a lot more Agile than they were before. Kandarian Bootfook is still our prime Dirty Player. And after our last game (read: admin loss), Cleveland Steamer got himself Kick! I considered Leader on him, so he could replace Kindness, but I can not get myself to fire that one since he's been with the team for so long, providing that wonderful extra re-roll (and he has Wrestle, come on!). Backhand II and Donkey Punch are on the verge at the moment. If our next Season doesn't involve a lot of Dodgy dudes, they'll probably get axed to reduce our juicy 2000TV+ a little bit. So... no permanent injuries, no dead Ogres... an actual win and a few close games. Season 8 was surprisingly good for us. Yay! ---------- ---------- ---------- Full gallery with all player cards can be found HERE! Playlist with all Season 8 games can be found HERE!
  3. youve got 14 days to get bettter!
  4. Unfortunately I'm giving up on this game due to illness once more. It's been a good season for the ladies, but a bad one for their coach. After I'm feeling a bit better, I'll make the Player Evaluation for Season 8.
  6. Season 8, Match Day 8: I'm not fond of Elves. Watch the game HERE! THE DELFONICS VS WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE We've played against the Elves of the Dark quite a few times now since their presence plagues every tier. From those previous experiences I have concluded that the Women with Attitude usually end up with either a small victory because we hurt a lot of Elves early on, or a major loss because the dodgy AV8 bastards just won't go down or just flat out refuse to get injured. Dark Elves and High Elves are particularly tough, because they have more AV8 and therefore they don't die as easily as their Wood/Pro Elf brethren. @BallztotheWalla has Blodge on most of his own players and he is supported by three Loners, a Wizard, some Bloodweiser Babes, Eldril Sidewinder and Hubris Rakarth. Now, instead of actually writing a report, I'm just going to post some pictures of the dice log, followed by the result of the match. Because an image is worth a thousand words and I don't have that kind of time. Overall, I felt like the first half had some poor play by me, smash a few triple Bone-Heads in that and it's easy to see how this game ended up being such a devastating loss. Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley had a great shot at the ball-carrier on our first turn but a 1 for the Break Tackle followed by ruined that one. We didn't injure a single Elf during the first half either until Bichelle Omaha decided she had enough of those emo-guys whistling at her and promptly caused 4 Casualties (2 Dead). My only relief is that BallzToTheWalla is rerolling to something not-Elfy for next Season. Yay! GG to BallzToTheWalla. I voted for him to reroll to Goblins for Season 9 in HIS THREAD.
  8. Season 8, Match Day 7: There's a lot at "stake". Watch the game HERE! WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE VS MINISTERO DELLE FINANZE Once again, the Women with Attitude face off against the evil Vampires, this time its MINISTERO DELLE FINANZE, coached by @Bicius73. Bicius has not had a very good Season and he was not shy about letting me know what his expectations for this game were. I, myself, was somewhat scared of the 800k Inducement our bulky band of brutes was throwing his way. A Wizard, Wilhelm Chaney, 2 Bloodweiser Babes and a Halfling Chef join the Vampires in their crusade for secrets our ladies' finances. We decide to Receive, as we usually do, because I want as many Thralls off the field as possible to increase the impact of the Bloodlust rolls. What I did not account for is the fact that both our Bone-Heads and Bicius' Bloodlusts were really, REALLY good this game. A Lucky fould by Kandarian Bootfook got a Casualty on Wilhelm, but the sunuvagit regen'd it right away. Ah well, at least he was gone for one half. We tried to move forward slowly, keeping our Ball-Carrier safe, but after the Wizard popped, the first half of the game turned into an all-out brawl. The Ogres came out on top, but the lack of proper Casualties ensured the Vamp's numbers would be back up to 10-11 by the time the second half came around. Overall, this match was a giant slug-fest... including many, many fouls. Dame Juicy Drenched almost died as a result, but our Apothecary decided she was worth keeping around. Much appreciated, Apo-man. Our girls didn't cause that many Casualties, but plenty of Stuns and Knock-Outs assured us safe passage to the opponent's end zone around turn 14. Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley made the big sack, of course, and ended up scoring the touchdown. 1-0 for everyone's favorite Ogres. Our opponent was not pleased by the dice, and it did show in his play at times. I never really know what to say in these situations besides the occasional bad joke and "best of luck for your next games" so I will continue to do so. And I hope that, coming from someone who went 3 Seasons without winning a single game, my words somehow helped. Good game to you, Bicius. Keep at it and eventually the laws of probability will kick in and bring you the game you deserve.
  10. Season 8, Match Day 6: These dwarfs aren't funny at all. Watch the game HERE! MY BALL ZACH URTS VS WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE @Cereal Killar shows up with the scariest team in tier 4A, by far. Guard and Mighty Blow litter the field, and I'm just glad he hasn't gotten around to growing Claws yet. His Minotaur even comes with Block. I expected a devastating loss, as My Ball Zach Urts looked liked it should plough through any team it comes across. However, the C-Dorfs 3-0-2 record indicated that they were beatable after all. The ladies and I gathered up all the courage and Gnoblars we could find, ready for a brutal game of Blood Bowl. We start on defence and our Line of Scrimmage comes out relatively unscathed. Except for Lennifer Jaw-Rends, she gets Knocked Out and doesn't wake up for the rest of the game. Some sweet double-skulls on the Mino do allow us to lob a Gnobbie to the backfield and mess with the ball pick-up. Our plan is simple, destroy all the Hobgoblins and make it really hard for Cereal Killar to handle the pigskin, which kinda-sorta worked. We remove the Hobgoblins pretty quickly, but the Bull Centaurs show that hidden AG5 stat again as their pick-ups succeed on the first try every time. We're whittled down to just 4 Ogres by the end of the first half, but we do manage a Throw Team-mate for the equaliser on our turn 8. Half time, 1-1 (for the Women with Attitude, of course). Our offensive half isn't very pretty, especially since we have 4 Ogres total. We try to set up for a "late" Throw Team-mate but we simply don't have the players to do so. Near the end, a Chaos Dwarf Blocker and a Bull centaur roll a few 4+ Dodges and secure the victory. 2-1 for the Chaos Dwarfs. We came out of this one with one Gnoblar MNG and Kitchen Sink IV bit the dust... again (he is very dead). No Ogres with permanent injuries, so I'm calling this one a success. We fought very hard, had a few great plays on the ball-carrier in the first half and we abused Break Tackle as much as we could, once again proving it is simply THE BEST SKILL for any Ogre and you should always get it. Sidenote: Cereal Killar's Minotaur was a non-factor for most of the game. If anyone who plays Chaos Dwarfs ever reads this, please watch this game so you can see why 95% of CDorfs don't bother with the Minotaur. He's big, expensive, unreliable and I'm pretty sure my opponent would have been better off with another 200k Inducement money. GG to Cereal Killar. Chaos Dwarfs are scary. But we survived! Quick edit! If you don't have time to watch the entire game, please enjoy this highlight where I predict THE FUTURE!
  11. You should've picked a team with smarter players. Like Ogres!
  12. @C2MC and @Weljamir, I am hoarse from yelling! But my anger finally resulted in a series of casualties in the second half of my last game. We still had orcs holding onto those pretty gloves from Weljamir. The goblin assistants have now burned those. The orcs are holding try outs and have cut trolls and black orcs in the past for failure to break enemy bones and souls. Now if I can just get them to focus on scoring and causing mayhem at the same time...
  13. Better be careful, sneaky Sidley doesn't take kindly to being outwitted. Better hire some goons to taste everything you eat and/or drink for the next few weeks.
  14. [VOD] OCC T4A Game 5

    I have a mostly full roster now. Still going into my next match as a 1000 TV underdog, but one step at a time. Unless Ellen smacks you around and forces a couple backward steps in team development. BTW After the mostly successful use of our Free (Padded) Gloves for opposing teams trick on the Women last season our sorcerers took it one step further and put a pushing enchantment on some padded gloves and offered them to @Sidley's orcs. Turns out orcs love free stuff even more than ogres and they did not even question the enchantment. Sids was on the sidelines screaming, "You can't even hurt an ELF???". Dirty tricks, good times.
  15. I'm 99% sure I started this game off by saying "We've lost to teams consisting of 4 players before". Ogres vs Dark Elves #NeverForget.
  16. [VOD] OCC T4A Game 5

    Awesome. Congrats on the win.
  18. Season 8, Match Day 5: They can't run if you break their legs! Watch the game HERE! WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE vs ATARAXIA'S BLACK CROWS Well, this game was an absolute travesty. @gaiasekker and myself seem to have angered the Blood Bowl Gods in some way because what happened on the pitch earlier today was both absolutely hilarious and soul-crushingly depressing at the same time. We start off on a high note when Gaiasekker decides he wants Morg 'n Thorg and a Bloodweiser Babe over any of the other (probably more useful) Star Players or something silly, like a Wizard. I applaud his full, plentiful balls, though. From turn 2 onward he was making the most high-risk high-reward plays in the book which resulted in many injured Elves, one Knocked Out Ellen, Rip-You-A-Part-Ley and a whole lot of 1's when you don't want them to show up. All in all, good times all around and our first win in three Seasons! I mean, the game even ended with a pitch-clear after Kandarian Bootfook was allowed to run rampant, fouling Morg on turn 14 before he finally got sent off. And to top it all off, we got some fancy level-ups! BOOM! After being on the team since their inception, Paris Killton finally levelled-up and got herself +MA. Nothing insane, but the extra square is always useful. DOUBLE BOOM! Savage Compliment, the Gnoblar destined to be tossed a lot rolled +AG AND HE ALREADY HAD CATCH! I mean, obviously this means that I am a Magical Seer, capable of predicting the future since I planned for this little guy to be the team-torpedo. This was a good day for the Women with Attitude. ----- ----- ----- Good game to Gaiasekker. He's not so bad for a dirty, dirty High Elf.
  20. Season 8, Match Day 4: The Superior Stunty Watch the game HERE! WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE vs USA USA USA USA USA USA!! @hammersholt and his Americana Halflings show up with less TV than only our Ogres combined, which gives him a literal ton of inducements. Morg 'n Thorg makes an appearance, as does Willow. A Wizard, a Chef and some leftovers. The Chef was kind to us in the first half but on turn 9 we played the entire half with only 1 reroll. Our ladies went hard 'n fast on Lyndon B. Johnson, a Half-Star with +AG, Sprint and Sure Feet. Richard Nixon, a more simple +AG Player was also a prime target and we managed to remove both of them from the field fairly quickly. Our offence was, as it usually is, the worst part of out game. We were forced in to an early Throw-Team Mate play which backfired and allowed hammersholt to attempt the exact same thing. Only difference being that his stunty actually landed on his feet and managed to score a touchdown. Much like last game, our defense was much more glorious than our offense. Again, Break Tackle proves invaluable as Amy Shawarma takes out the ball-carrier, hidden away in some Trees and a lot of little dudes. Many scatters and bounces later, the pigskin gets tossed from Halfing to Gnoblar to Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley. The Wizard tries his vicious Lightningbolt on Ellen's face, but she gets up, grabs the ball again and walks in the touchdown on turn 16. 1 reroll used in the entire half, Bone-Head was kind to us and allowed us to have our first non-loss of the Season. Another very fun game, I do hope this trend continues. Good game to hammersholt. Any stunty-coach deserves the best in my eyes, even if it's filthy, nasty Halflings.
  21. Season 8, Match Day 3: It's true, they're Lizard People! Watch the game HERE! CHAQUA SUNS VS WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE Lately I've been lacking a bit of motivation to do full write-ups so I'm going to keep this one short and sweet, and that will probably be the theme for the remainder of the Season. If you watch one game of ours for Season 8, I'd recommend this one. Lots of back and forth and lots of Ogre-esque fun to be had. The Chaqua Suns get to receive when the whistle blows and what follows is probably the best defensive half we've ever had. A failed pick-up allowed us to toss a Gnobbie to the back-field and waste a few Skinks' time while the Ogres tried to make their way forward. Both Amy Shawarma and Ellen Rip-You-A-Part-Ley took shots at the ball-carrier using the small miracle known as Break Tackle. Ellen even got a full steal off thanks to her AG3. She got pretty far but near the end of the half we did not have enough players left to put up a good fight, eventually resulting in the 1-0 for the Lizzies. Turn 8, White Dragon (our AG4 Gnoblar) got a shot at the equalizer, but he landed one square short of being able to make it to the end-zone. Our offense during the second half wasn't very fancy. Several K.O.'d Saurii returning to the pitch certainly didn't help. The rest of the game was a slugfest until the very end, with another Gnoblar getting close to scoring, but barely not making it. Good game to @Wrekd. May his Slibli rolls be ever in his favour.
  22. I didn't win this one but as always, your optimism is appreciated, Mr.Mongloom! Report coming today or tomorrow. I have some catching up to do.
  23. Congrats on the not defeat!!!! Now it is time to win all the matches from now on!